susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just forgot I was standing up.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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