You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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