Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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