party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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