i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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