And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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