The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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