I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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