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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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