After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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