You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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