I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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