i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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