Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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