dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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