Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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