Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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