dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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