sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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