There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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