We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Text me some of your sweat
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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