dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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