After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
