Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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