Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
