I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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