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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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