I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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