Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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