You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im holly from the hills drunk
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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