sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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