you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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