Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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