Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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