it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
