I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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