no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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