paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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