Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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