physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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