How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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