Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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