how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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