I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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