Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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