Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
