Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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