also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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