and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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