LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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