No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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