You work out of a Hotel?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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