Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Drunk is not a location!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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