Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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