I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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