it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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