I want to stick my p in your. b.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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