You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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