it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
