I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
