I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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