The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
how drunk are you?
Several
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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