Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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