She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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